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[优质好贴] 自己约的泡,含着泪也要打完
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    前言:14年,各种悲剧,各种辛酸,15年,我成为一个业余写手,因为水平确实不咋样,尽管离写手还有很长的一段距离要走,毕竟风雨三十余载,笔头早已萎谢,也不知道自己还能坚持多久,(目前坚持一个月)此文是本人10几天前完成且自认为比较有意思的作品,在天策献丑,给各位看官品读,看完能博你一笑,再陷入沉思,我就大功告成了。
耳熟能详的口头禅,一直环绕在耳边,有一种呼喊叫呻吟,有一种触觉叫快感,有一种肢体叫唯美,于是乎,我们不禁开始浮想联翩…
欲望一直充斥着城市的每个角落,夜深,精虫上脑,微信那边性感万千的MM在向你招手,点开朋友圈,丰满的乳房,紧俏的臀部,修长的大腿,情不自禁中,下半身已经开始独立思考人生…  于是乎,你开始产生幻觉,幻想一夜销魂,幻想免费的宵夜,幻想温火清炖的美味鲍汁,幻想53度茅台一饮而尽的快感…..欲望不断在你脑海中膨胀,最后我们迷失了自己……
约吗?……约!
美滋滋地开好房,开着手机里那楚楚动人的照片,走进浴池,疯狂地洗刷着,你渴望今夜能有一场完美的演出,心底盘算着今夜我将为她精尽人亡
叮咚,悦耳的铃声,门开,刹那间,你惊恐万分,现实版的MM与PS简直天壤之别,梦醒,一场人与野兽的战斗即将上演,你撕心裂肺的呐喊,为什么苍进空不是你?梦醒,带给你的只有心灵上永远的创伤,还有不断喘息想要逃跑的夜…含着泪勉励自己,自己约的泡,一定要打完!
OK,调侃完,回到现实中来,其实在我们BC生活中同样被各种优惠所诱惑着,有细水长流的,规定你在3秒内内完成,有免费的,规定你必须吹十瓶过期酱油的,也有让你干77四十九天送你一瓶可乐的,各种坑爹充斥着我们,我们东瞧瞧,西望望,很容易在诱惑(优惠)中迷失自己…  所以面对诱惑(优惠),我们必须用上半身思考人生,因为人生路漫漫,错一步,慢人家几万里路!
曾经我对诱惑不屑一顾,如今我对诱惑如饥似渴,我一直在挑,我一直在选,我在挑适合我自己的心性的,我在选我自己心仪的,毫无疑问,此时此刻我已走在悬崖边上,没有回头路,第一个优惠我就给自己挑了个送%XX 然后XX倍流水的,挑完才知道,我的妈呀,美女咋就变肥婆了,怎么操都操不出那个味,于是乎,我付出了本金的5倍,才把流水给操出来,不禁怀疑,我的智商是不是特么有问题,约前不懂装装B手握素颜照,再把她约出来么?

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于是乎,我们吸取经验教训,跟着党的路线走,要不到素颜照的不约,千辛万苦约到一个脸蛋酷似苍井空的,等脱光衣服裸奔的时候,才知道,黑木耳也会发臭,后来随着时间的推移,你猛然醒悟,原来内在美才是真的美。
  别跟我说你持久力强,跟天朝队一样90分钟不射,天朝队只能被模仿,永远无法被超越,出来混迟早要还的,出来约,迟早要射的,但我们要把握好那个火候,要射得唯美,射得爽快,把精华射到那辽朗美丽的蓝天!
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像新利 UED鑫鼎这些10后,敢这么大张旗鼓做宣传,送实质优惠,让你裸奔十万八千里,再送你一瓶红牛的公司,真的越来越少,所以我们要珍惜,曾经有那么一个看不起眼优惠摆在你面前,你没有好好珍惜,现如今,你后悔莫及,别步我后尘,听前辈的话,走自己的路,让别人吹牛去吧(UED 新利 鑫鼎免费为你们做了广告,该怎么做你们懂的
末,约吗?约!!! 看看想想硬了再约!

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争议比较大,俺认为新人应该多支持鼓励
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人家可是淑女,没办法硬着头皮看完。换些比喻,也是一篇可以让人深思的好文章。文笔太火辣。没办法深思。~~建议1A
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个别内容尺度过大,如果能若隐若现会更加好,期待下次文章
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由约炮说到菠菜公司的优惠选择,文笔功底是挺不错的,建议2A奖励
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看得出来有功底,帖子很用心,不过看着这个风格尺度好大呀,评分的事还是交给版版吧,这次就保留个人评分了,,

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作为新人, 鼓励一下, 给你点个赞
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有写手这个专长要好好利用,不是每个人都有这个天分,多写一些优质好贴,会员意想不到的收获的。
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你写的贴子都挺有意思的
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是啊,有好的优惠大家都去吧,起码有红牛是吧
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楼主写得确实是不错,我要好好看一看
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楼主这么好的文笔可以找个机会写优质贴,支持你哦
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{:4_102:}一把辛酸一把泪,有RMB谁愿意当写手,我愿意当撸手 枪手 炮手
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为啥弄完 没办法排版了,没那个编辑的按钮了
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看完了感觉很心酸的样子啊
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又是没钱的时候上论坛,你写的不错,但是我小学文化没法比,尽量写写看
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能写出这样的文章,也是很用心了
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楼主在哪里写东西啊?网上吗?
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sdby888 发表于 2015-4-10 22:16
4 `( [& M! z8 {6 ?9 Z前言:14年,各种悲剧,各种辛酸,15年,我成为一个业余写手,因为水平确实不咋样,尽管离写手还有很长 ...

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为什么我看完也没有明白是什么意思, 是我没有文化的缘故吗?
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楼主的文笔是挺不错的了,继续加油
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看你的写得还是有条理呢
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